I cockslap morals
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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