This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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