Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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