My nipple is on Facebook.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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