my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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