I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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