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You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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