idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
They are going to name an STD after you.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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