I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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