When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.