Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex