You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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