Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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