Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
