Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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