I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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