Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
