Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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