Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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