i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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