I wish I could teleport
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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