I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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