I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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