I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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