I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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