so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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