is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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