Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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