She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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