Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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