she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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