I'm eating all of the evidence.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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