So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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