okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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