No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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