I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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