I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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