Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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