i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You've changed since you got that strap on
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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