Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
True strength comes from lack of pants
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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