i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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