Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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