: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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