she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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