Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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