I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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