i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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