did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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