Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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