I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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