i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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