ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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