nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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