i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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