Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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