just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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