would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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